Salesman: This supplement will add years to your life and make you more attractive to the opposite sex.

Customer: That isn't what experts say. They say that your product is useless and expensive without any beneficial results to even remotely justify the cost.

Salesman: OK, that isn't really how stuff works, but you should buy it anyway because - - you know - - scary stuff.

Customer: So, outright lying and fearmongering is how you plan to promote your product? Would you buy anything from someone who starts their pitch from a known falsehood?

Salesman: - - - - - - - - - - - -